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Friday joke - WARNING - contains swearing.

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Whilst the missus was out tonight I started watching England......
then she suddenly turned up out of the blue...
I quickly put some porn on the TV and pulled my trousers down to avoid any embarrassment!
 
I looked out my window and saw my neighbour helping a guy in a black robe clear the frost off his car with a scythe.

"Stop," I said to my neighbour. "You're de-icing with death"
 
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