• Out now!!

    'Descent 290 is published this week and features eight extra pages. I'm not quite sure why I decided to give myself such additional work so early in my editorship, but my loss is your gain'.

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Friday joke - WARNING - contains swearing.


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Mrs Trellis

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Whilst the missus was out tonight I started watching England......
then she suddenly turned up out of the blue...
I quickly put some porn on the TV and pulled my trousers down to avoid any embarrassment!


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I looked out my window and saw my neighbour helping a guy in a black robe clear the frost off his car with a scythe.

"Stop," I said to my neighbour. "You're de-icing with death"