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Friday joke - WARNING - contains swearing.

tony from suffolk

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I answered the door and said, "Not again, you came last Christmas. Here's a fiver, now clear off, and shut the gate on your way out." Slamming the door behind me.
My wife shouted, "stop being horrible to the carol singers, they're only raising money for charity."
I said, "It wasn't them, it was your Mother."


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Mrs Trellis

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A drunk man staggers into a church, sits down in a confession box & says nothing.
The priest coughs to get his attention, but the man says nothing.
The priest knocks on the wall 3 times.
The drunk eventually replies,
"No use knockin' mate, there's no paper in this one either!"


Just got home from the airport. On my way out of the terminal I saw a guy collapsed on the baggage carousel.

I think he's ok though, when I left he was slowly coming 'round.