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Descent 305 - Pre-order is open!!
Our August/September issue has a publication date of 2 August, and it is a special summer bumper issue full of stories of exploration and wonder from the underground world.
Unfortunately also yes for ASDA, and turns out it's not just on Christmas Eve either, but didn't want to push my luck any further. Still, the family's got something to talk about at Christmas dinner now.
I answered the door and said, "Not again, you came last Christmas. Here's a fiver, now clear off, and shut the gate on your way out." Slamming the door behind me.
My wife shouted, "stop being horrible to the carol singers, they're only raising money for charity."
I said, "It wasn't them, it was your Mother."
A drunk man staggers into a church, sits down in a confession box & says nothing.
The priest coughs to get his attention, but the man says nothing.
The priest knocks on the wall 3 times.
The drunk eventually replies,
"No use knockin' mate, there's no paper in this one either!"
My Spanish nephew Juan will be 5 this year and has been learning Spanish from birth, yet he doesn't know how to say please............................. I think that's poor for four!