hoehlenforscher
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A Tibetan Monk has apparently seen the face of Jesus in a tub of margarine.
He told reporters "I can't believe it's not Buddha"
He told reporters "I can't believe it's not Buddha"
Man goes into an old fashioned Victorian public toilet. Says to the guy in the next cubicle "Excuse but I can't help noticing that you are circumsised".A 7 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom.
"You know what?" says the 7 year old, "I think it's about time we started swearing."
The 4 year old nods his head in approval.
The 7 year old says "When we go downstairs for breakfast I'm going to swear first, then you swear after me, OK?"
"Ok" the 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.
The mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 7 year old what he wants for breakfast.
"Oh, shit Mum, I s'pose I'll have some Coco Pops"
WHACK!! - He flew out of his chair, tumbled across the kitchen floor, got up, and ran upstairs crying his eyes out. She looked at the 4 year old and asked with a stern voice,:-
"And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?"
I don't know, Mum" he blubbers,"but it won't be fucking Coco Pops."
Typically for the UK they're dammed if they do and damned if they don't.Just heard this on the lunchtime news
The government has been heavily criticised for a lack of planning and strategy over the UK's water infrastructure, citing in particular, no new reservoir construction projects in over 30 years.
This was highlighted in a damming report.....
Man goes into public toilet. Starts peeing in the urinal but its spraying absolutely everywhere like a lawn sprinklerMan goes into an old fashioned Victorian public toilet. Says to the guy in the next cubicle "Excuse but I can't help noticing that you are circumsised".
Other fella says "Didn't think you could see over these big partitions?"
First chap "Well no you can't but I I can tell you the doctor that performed the little operation"
Second chap "Impossible! That was fourty years ago"
First chap "It was Doctor Michael Greesward of 26 Leyland Avenue Weston-super- Mare"
Second chap "Good Lord, that's amazing. How on earth did you know that?"
First chap "Well, I happen to know Dr Greesward always cuts 'em on the slant and at the moment you're pissing on my foot".