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Offline ZombieCake

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Re: Friday joke - WARNING - contains swearing.
« Reply #6875 on: July 03, 2020, 07:59:05 pm »
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Re: Friday joke - WARNING - contains swearing.
« Reply #6876 on: July 04, 2020, 12:12:02 pm »
Oh no I’ve dropped a bag of cement down the dig.  Not to worry it’s landed on badlad, a hardened caver.

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Re: Friday joke - WARNING - contains swearing.
« Reply #6877 on: July 04, 2020, 05:32:11 pm »
Barbers and public toilets both opened today to the public.

Experts predict a record amount of number 2’s.
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Re: Friday joke - WARNING - contains swearing.
« Reply #6878 on: July 05, 2020, 09:21:49 am »
I recently bought a bottle of brown sauce which carried the warning ‘Do not use if seal is broken’.
As soon as I opened it, the seal broke, immediately rendering it unusable. I was wondering, how many other innocent shoppers, especially pensioners, have fallen for this evil scam?
« Last Edit: July 05, 2020, 09:37:53 am by tony from suffolk »
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Re: Friday joke - WARNING - contains swearing.
« Reply #6879 on: July 06, 2020, 08:03:40 am »
I really, really hate those bleach blocks that people put in toilets.
Sorry - I just had to get that out of my cistern.
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Re: Friday joke - WARNING - contains swearing.
« Reply #6880 on: July 06, 2020, 01:58:13 pm »
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Re: Friday joke - WARNING - contains swearing.
« Reply #6881 on: Yesterday at 02:15:56 am »
When I was a child I asked my father 'why are there so many jokes about Chuck Norris but none about Clint Eastwood?'

He leant forward look me straight in the eyes and said 'because Clint Eastwood is no joke'.

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Re: Friday joke - WARNING - contains swearing.
« Reply #6882 on: Yesterday at 08:42:11 am »
When I was a child I asked my father 'why are there so many jokes about Chuck Norris but none about Clint Eastwood?'

He leant forward look me straight in the eyes and said 'because Clint Eastwood is no joke'.
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Re: Friday joke - WARNING - contains swearing.
« Reply #6883 on: Yesterday at 08:13:59 pm »
The economic situation in Greece is so bad that all production of tzatziki and taramasalata has been suspended.

It's a double-dip recession.
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Re: Friday joke - WARNING - contains swearing.
« Reply #6884 on: Today at 09:20:34 am »
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