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Offline TheBitterEnd

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Re: Friday joke - WARNING - contains swearing.
« Reply #7100 on: November 29, 2020, 09:21:33 pm »
Just a quick word of warning.
DO NOT let supermarket staff take your temperature by scanning your forehead, it erases your memory. I went in for lettuce cucumber and tomatoes and ended up buying beer and wine.
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Re: Friday joke - WARNING - contains swearing.
« Reply #7101 on: November 30, 2020, 07:37:38 am »
Sorry, I don't see the problem.

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Re: Friday joke - WARNING - contains swearing.
« Reply #7102 on: November 30, 2020, 02:23:00 pm »
Ignore the 'best before date' stickers on garlic bread - it's pretty much the worst thing to eat before a date.
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Re: Friday joke - WARNING - contains swearing.
« Reply #7103 on: November 30, 2020, 08:24:36 pm »
I accidentally swallowed a load of scrabble tiles.

My next visit to the toilet could spell disaster.
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Re: Friday joke - WARNING - contains swearing.
« Reply #7104 on: December 01, 2020, 12:04:05 pm »
I went on line for advice on constipation...
I can't log out.
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Re: Friday joke - WARNING - contains swearing.
« Reply #7105 on: December 02, 2020, 08:55:18 am »
Guess who I bumped into today at Specsavers?

Everyone!
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Re: Friday joke - WARNING - contains swearing.
« Reply #7106 on: December 02, 2020, 11:52:44 am »
"I like my sex the same as I have my Tea..."
“ hot n strong”??
"No, with a Penguin".
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Re: Friday joke - WARNING - contains swearing.
« Reply #7107 on: Yesterday at 10:35:17 am »
I once fell in love with a one armed caver. After all these years, I still carry a torch for him.
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