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Offline crickleymal

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Re: Friday joke - WARNING - contains swearing.
« Reply #7475 on: June 16, 2021, 04:00:46 pm »
I'm a dab hand at this
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Re: Friday joke - WARNING - contains swearing.
« Reply #7476 on: June 16, 2021, 04:21:10 pm »
Not sure about all these fish puns, I might have to Mullet over

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Re: Friday joke - WARNING - contains swearing.
« Reply #7477 on: June 16, 2021, 05:48:37 pm »
Careful now, Eel be lived about these....

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Re: Friday joke - WARNING - contains swearing.
« Reply #7478 on: June 16, 2021, 06:06:36 pm »
C'mon now there's a Plaice and time for puns like these

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Re: Friday joke - WARNING - contains swearing.
« Reply #7479 on: June 16, 2021, 09:35:01 pm »
Personally I think it's Brill that we can fillet so easily with such crumby content - clearly good jokes take some Whiting.

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Re: Friday joke - WARNING - contains swearing.
« Reply #7480 on: June 16, 2021, 11:00:01 pm »
I think all these fish puns are hake crimes.
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Re: Friday joke - WARNING - contains swearing.
« Reply #7481 on: June 16, 2021, 11:43:02 pm »
Oh come on, that's just a red herring...

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Re: Friday joke - WARNING - contains swearing.
« Reply #7482 on: June 17, 2021, 07:13:51 am »

OMC! This is getting out of hand; but don't stop, just scale it back a bit.

Ah, well, now, you see...erm...

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Re: Friday joke - WARNING - contains swearing.
« Reply #7483 on: June 17, 2021, 07:19:06 am »
Bream on... We are having a whale of a time

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Re: Friday joke - WARNING - contains swearing.
« Reply #7484 on: June 17, 2021, 08:53:34 am »
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Re: Friday joke - WARNING - contains swearing.
« Reply #7485 on: June 17, 2021, 09:32:33 am »

Let minnow when you've had enough.
Ah, well, now, you see...erm...

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Re: Friday joke - WARNING - contains swearing.
« Reply #7486 on: June 17, 2021, 10:01:09 am »
I'm gurnard have to stop looking at this thread if this carries on.

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Re: Friday joke - WARNING - contains swearing.
« Reply #7487 on: June 17, 2021, 10:08:17 am »
I'm afraid I've haddock up to here with these fish puns. OK, I posted this one, but it was just for the halibut.
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Re: Friday joke - WARNING - contains swearing.
« Reply #7488 on: June 17, 2021, 10:42:33 am »
Are fish puns a form of ha-wrasse-ment?

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Re: Friday joke - WARNING - contains swearing.
« Reply #7489 on: June 17, 2021, 10:52:33 am »
I think I'll coley it a day.

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Re: Friday joke - WARNING - contains swearing.
« Reply #7490 on: June 17, 2021, 01:44:23 pm »
We should probably set a seal on this thread.

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Re: Friday joke - WARNING - contains swearing.
« Reply #7491 on: June 17, 2021, 02:07:57 pm »
This thread is getting really Crappie

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Re: Friday joke - WARNING - contains swearing.
« Reply #7492 on: June 17, 2021, 02:29:29 pm »
At 300 pages, it's defnitely a bloater.

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Re: Friday joke - WARNING - contains swearing.
« Reply #7493 on: June 17, 2021, 10:24:41 pm »
If you're not careful and continue trawling the depths of humour, all hooked up on fish puns, then the net result is that someone is likely to get battered

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Re: Friday joke - WARNING - contains swearing.
« Reply #7494 on: June 17, 2021, 11:54:03 pm »
Quote
If you're not careful and continue trawling the depths of humour, all hooked up on fish puns, then the net result is that someone is likely to get battered

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Offline RobinGriffiths

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Re: Friday joke - WARNING - contains swearing.
« Reply #7495 on: June 18, 2021, 12:15:25 am »
Calamare down everyone!

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Re: Friday joke - WARNING - contains swearing.
« Reply #7496 on: June 18, 2021, 06:41:04 am »

I'm feeling a bit flat now to be honest.

Anyway, I'm late for work; better get my skates on.


Ah, well, now, you see...erm...

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Re: Friday joke - WARNING - contains swearing.
« Reply #7497 on: June 18, 2021, 09:06:18 am »
Did you know there are no canaries on the Canary Islands? Same with the Virgin Islands.

No canaries there either.
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Re: Friday joke - WARNING - contains swearing.
« Reply #7498 on: June 18, 2021, 11:01:33 am »
I once got a week in jail for contempt of court!

I really don't understand what I did wrong? I did exactly what they said when they asked me to swear on the bible.
Anything I say is represents my own opinion and not that of a any club/organisation that I am a member of (unless its good of course)

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Re: Friday joke - WARNING - contains swearing.
« Reply #7499 on: June 18, 2021, 11:23:53 am »
Her body tensed and quivered as she felt wave after wave surge through it.

I really should have told her about our new electric fence.
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