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WIN A BERGER BOOK!! CAPTION COMPETITION!!
« on: May 16, 2020, 11:43:23 am »
WIN A BERGER BOOK!!



Many thanks to Mark Wright for donating some Berger Books to UKC as competition prizes  :thumbsup:

https://gouffreberger.org/

There are now sold out via the website, so if you want to get your hands on a copy here's your chance!

(Final few rare copies also available via Inglesport and Starless River)


Thanks to Skippy for the photo  :thumbsup:

Post your caption on this thread, max 5 per person. 

Shortlist to be compiled by me and Mark then the winner chose by random.org

Closing date 10pm, Sunday 24th May

Good luck!!



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Re: WIN A BERGER BOOK!! CAPTION COMPETITION!!
« Reply #1 on: May 16, 2020, 11:55:48 am »
Introducing the new cavers game - whack an caver.

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« Reply #2 on: May 16, 2020, 12:03:03 pm »
The cast for the the new series of the Clangers begins to be revealed.

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« Reply #3 on: May 16, 2020, 12:06:45 pm »
Okay, which joker left the lid off?

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« Reply #4 on: May 16, 2020, 12:11:14 pm »
We must have been under water longer than we thought
Captain, there's an awful lot of sediment on this submarine

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« Reply #5 on: May 16, 2020, 12:24:47 pm »
Can I come out yet?


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« Reply #6 on: May 16, 2020, 12:31:56 pm »
We've done it!  We've come up outside the wire!
"That, of course, is the dangerous part about caves:  you don't know how far they go back, sometimes... or what is waiting for you inside."   JRR Tolkein: "The Hobbit"

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« Reply #7 on: May 16, 2020, 12:35:14 pm »
That smile you get when you know you’re visiting a dark, wet, muddy hole after weeks of lockdown!


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Re: WIN A BERGER BOOK!! CAPTION COMPETITION!!
« Reply #8 on: May 16, 2020, 12:41:06 pm »
Finals of the UK Whac-A-Mole National Championship.

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Re: WIN A BERGER BOOK!! CAPTION COMPETITION!!
« Reply #9 on: May 16, 2020, 12:42:42 pm »
Who parked the tank here!?!

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« Reply #10 on: May 16, 2020, 02:20:08 pm »
The relief of the sewer guy was clear to see after finally shifting the huge fatberg choke caused by all the cavers fry-ups.
Awkward, grumpy sod.

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« Reply #11 on: May 16, 2020, 02:23:59 pm »
It's so draining...

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« Reply #12 on: May 16, 2020, 03:36:26 pm »
Haths anyon theen my bothom theeth ?

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« Reply #13 on: May 16, 2020, 03:40:11 pm »
Hey, It's stopped raining!

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« Reply #14 on: May 16, 2020, 03:41:25 pm »
Council worker shocked at size of pothole he has to fill in.

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« Reply #15 on: May 16, 2020, 03:42:01 pm »
Is the pandemic over yet?

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« Reply #16 on: May 16, 2020, 04:59:04 pm »
I’m going to need to enlarge this hole to get my light through !


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« Reply #17 on: May 16, 2020, 05:28:24 pm »
You can smile but your 5 minutes of freedom before lockdown is almost up !

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« Reply #18 on: May 16, 2020, 05:37:51 pm »
He seemed to be determined to play chicken with the farmer's muck spreader.

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« Reply #19 on: May 16, 2020, 06:58:56 pm »
Looks like a human version of caddy shack has taken off, wonder if it will become an Olympic sport in time for the next Olympics

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« Reply #20 on: May 16, 2020, 07:08:16 pm »
Gordon the gopher has decided to self isolate from Phillip scoffield.
 :-[

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« Reply #21 on: May 16, 2020, 07:41:44 pm »
Not a caption – but where is it?

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« Reply #22 on: May 16, 2020, 08:00:41 pm »
Nature watch surprises a very rare creature, an active caver, emerging from a government subsidised isolation burrow. Please maintain at least 2m distance.

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« Reply #23 on: May 16, 2020, 08:15:28 pm »
Seeing this reminds me of the night this book was launched. When I was introduced to and visited the house of somebody on the register, by someone who apparently should be on the register.

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« Reply #24 on: May 16, 2020, 08:54:28 pm »
Not a caption – but where is it?
My guess is Church pot Goyden ?

 

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