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Re: Friday joke - WARNING - contains swearing.
« Reply #7725 on: November 30, 2021, 11:33:50 am »
Black Friday circumcision deal. 20% off.
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Re: Friday joke - WARNING - contains swearing.
« Reply #7726 on: December 01, 2021, 11:17:06 am »
I need help.
Someone glued my deck of cards together.
I don’t know how to deal with it.
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Re: Friday joke - WARNING - contains swearing.
« Reply #7727 on: December 02, 2021, 09:36:31 am »
Black Friday circumcision deal. 20% off.
Did you hear about the circumcisor who missed?
He got the sack!

Apologies mods everyone for a massive digression but I found this very interesting, remember earlier in this thread the dadaist / surrealists (sic) captcha image joke? well start this video at exactly 5 minutes for an explanation youtube.com/watch?v=rEoc0YoALt0 What commercially clever people they have at Google!  (Spoiling previous URL slightly so as not to post a huge link in the thread)
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Re: Friday joke - WARNING - contains swearing.
« Reply #7728 on: December 02, 2021, 12:37:20 pm »
How do you circumcise a whale?
Send down four skin divers

My mate used to do that job. Said the pay was crap but the tips were enormous.
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Re: Friday joke - WARNING - contains swearing.
« Reply #7729 on: December 02, 2021, 01:53:38 pm »
I recently read an article in a scientific journal about a little boy who was born without eyelids so they used his foreskin to make him some.
Now he’s cockeyed.
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Re: Friday joke - WARNING - contains swearing.
« Reply #7730 on: December 02, 2021, 01:53:49 pm »
"Doctor, I feel like I've got some cutlery stuck in my throat."
“It's not serious, you just need to have utensils taken out."
"Aim low, achieve your goals, avoid disappointment"

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Re: Friday joke - WARNING - contains swearing.
« Reply #7731 on: December 02, 2021, 07:26:22 pm »
A son hesitatingly asked his ageing mother,
"I know it's a tricky subject mum, but when you go, would you prefer to be buried or cremated?”
"Oh, I don't really mind" she replied - "Surprise me".
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Re: Friday joke - WARNING - contains swearing.
« Reply #7732 on: December 02, 2021, 07:54:39 pm »
I recently read an article in a scientific journal about a little boy who was born without eyelids so they used his foreskin to make him some.
Now he’s cockeyed.
Think of the foresight he will have though

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Re: Friday joke - WARNING - contains swearing.
« Reply #7733 on: December 02, 2021, 09:31:08 pm »
An interesting prepucition if ever there were one :)

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Re: Friday joke - WARNING - contains swearing.
« Reply #7734 on: Yesterday at 10:17:09 am »
According to my chocolate advent calendar, it's Christmas Eve.
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