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Offline impman

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Re: Win a Transporter Sack + other goodies!!
« Reply #25 on: January 23, 2018, 06:20:00 pm »
Perhaps the authentic Indian curry was a bad idea.

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Re: Win a Transporter Sack + other goodies!!
« Reply #26 on: January 23, 2018, 06:23:30 pm »
This high compression mud bath is very good for the skin.

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Re: Win a Transporter Sack + other goodies!!
« Reply #27 on: January 23, 2018, 06:26:16 pm »
The water's so cold my hands have gone blue.

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Re: Win a Transporter Sack + other goodies!!
« Reply #28 on: January 23, 2018, 06:55:05 pm »
3 hours later, John was wondering if being shrunk and swallowed by Mary was the best plan after all...

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Re: Win a Transporter Sack + other goodies!!
« Reply #29 on: January 23, 2018, 07:00:46 pm »
"A worker has a narrow escape, after an explosion at the chocolate factory"

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Re: Win a Transporter Sack + other goodies!!
« Reply #30 on: January 23, 2018, 07:02:01 pm »
"Is this what you meant by a dirty weekend in the countryside?"

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Re: Win a Transporter Sack + other goodies!!
« Reply #31 on: January 23, 2018, 07:21:07 pm »
People will do anything to get in one of chunkys shots.

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Re: Win a Transporter Sack + other goodies!!
« Reply #32 on: January 23, 2018, 07:42:31 pm »
SH*T - to cap it all my light went out!
make more cave - we have the technology!

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Re: Win a Transporter Sack + other goodies!!
« Reply #33 on: January 23, 2018, 07:52:33 pm »
I said, "Like water off a duck's back", not "back int water, duck".

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Re: Win a Transporter Sack + other goodies!!
« Reply #34 on: January 23, 2018, 07:58:32 pm »
Despite denying his obesity, Donald Trump's colon exploratory required an experienced and dedicated specialist.

Offline Roger W

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Re: Win a Transporter Sack + other goodies!!
« Reply #35 on: January 23, 2018, 07:59:12 pm »
Jim was not at all pleased that the notorious tight squeeze known as 'Satan's Sphincter' had been enlarged since his last visit.
"That, of course, is the dangerous part about caves:  you don't know how far they go back, sometimes... or what is waiting for you inside."   JRR Tolkein: "The Hobbit"

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Re: Win a Transporter Sack + other goodies!!
« Reply #36 on: January 23, 2018, 08:10:59 pm »
"FFS Kayleigh! You could have told me you had the shits BEFORE you agreed to model for me!"

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Re: Win a Transporter Sack + other goodies!!
« Reply #37 on: January 23, 2018, 09:21:29 pm »
Heston Blumenthal's secret recipe gravy river has been discovered!

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Re: Win a Transporter Sack + other goodies!!
« Reply #38 on: January 23, 2018, 09:26:32 pm »
"...and this is that bit where you have to hold your breath and put your head underwater. I'll go first so you can see how to do it. See you all soon"

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Re: Win a Transporter Sack + other goodies!!
« Reply #39 on: January 23, 2018, 09:56:12 pm »
What your stuck? I'm off to the pub then.

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« Reply #40 on: January 23, 2018, 09:57:24 pm »
Is this the tight bit? No, that's further on.

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Re: Win a Transporter Sack + other goodies!!
« Reply #41 on: January 23, 2018, 10:00:38 pm »
MARK
Will you stop doing selfies  :ras: :ras:

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Re: Win a Transporter Sack + other goodies!!
« Reply #42 on: January 23, 2018, 10:06:58 pm »
I'm glad I took those backstroke lessons

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Re: Win a Transporter Sack + other goodies!!
« Reply #43 on: January 23, 2018, 10:11:31 pm »
Can someone please remind me why we didn't go to the pub with the others tonight!
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Re: Win a Transporter Sack + other goodies!!
« Reply #44 on: January 23, 2018, 11:12:12 pm »
Right up until this photo, Chunky had been loving his new Transport bag filled to the brim with snacks...

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Re: Win a Transporter Sack + other goodies!!
« Reply #45 on: January 24, 2018, 08:40:36 am »
"But I fitted through before Christmas!" howled Sam. ;D

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« Reply #46 on: January 24, 2018, 09:13:07 am »
Carefully positioning of the fake caver made it look like this was the way on.
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Re: Win a Transporter Sack + other goodies!!
« Reply #47 on: January 24, 2018, 09:21:58 am »
i'm glad i remembered to put the corset on this morning. Makes this so much easier to fit through

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Re: Win a Transporter Sack + other goodies!!
« Reply #48 on: January 24, 2018, 09:44:04 am »
"It's practically wide open"
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Re: Win a Transporter Sack + other goodies!!
« Reply #49 on: January 24, 2018, 11:35:52 am »
Remind me why you did not bail this duck !
make more cave - we have the technology!