Author Topic: Win a copy of Northern Caves!!  (Read 2441 times)

Offline ogof addict

  • addict
  • **
  • Posts: 132
Re: Win a copy of Northern Caves!!
« Reply #25 on: March 14, 2018, 05:39:22 pm »
"I'm not sure about that Northern Caves book. That was nothing like it looks in the picture! I was expecting a nice streamway and a pretty waterfall to keep our kit looking shiny and new."

"I thought you said it was right next to the road. How the hell are you expecting us to get back up that B****d hill now?"

Mate, did you take us to the wrong cave?"


Offline Speleofish

  • player
  • **
  • Posts: 83
Re: Win a copy of Northern Caves!!
« Reply #26 on: March 14, 2018, 11:24:35 pm »
They may not be pretty but look at their complexions!

Offline adrian paniwnyk

  • regular
  • *
  • Posts: 66
Re: Win a copy of Northern Caves!!
« Reply #27 on: March 15, 2018, 08:32:10 am »
Now that we've had the beauty treatment we can do the caving

Offline cavingbiker

  • Newbie
  • *
  • Posts: 5
Re: Win a copy of Northern Caves!!
« Reply #28 on: March 16, 2018, 10:11:31 pm »
Some stains contain strong natural dyes that are almost impossible to shift. Dab with a strong solution of detergent before laundering. Soak stubborn stains in a solution of hydrogen peroxide bleach.

Offline Maj

  • junky
  • ****
  • Posts: 818
  • MNRC, ATLAS, CPC.
Re: Win a copy of Northern Caves!!
« Reply #29 on: March 16, 2018, 11:56:05 pm »
Told you we should have done Swildon's last!
Confucius say "War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left."

Offline Roger W

  • forum hero
  • *****
  • Posts: 2212
Re: Win a copy of Northern Caves!!
« Reply #30 on: March 17, 2018, 02:58:21 pm »
Research shows that one out of seven dwarfs is Grumpy.

(The other two are down at the pub, I think.)
"That, of course, is the dangerous part about caves:  you don't know how far they go back, sometimes... or what is waiting for you inside."   JRR Tolkein: "The Hobbit"

Offline ogof addict

  • addict
  • **
  • Posts: 132
Re: Win a copy of Northern Caves!!
« Reply #31 on: March 18, 2018, 08:27:35 pm »
BANG! And the dirt is gone!

This trip was your idea Bert, bend over

Offline ObviousSpectre

  • player
  • **
  • Posts: 87
Re: Win a copy of Northern Caves!!
« Reply #32 on: March 19, 2018, 04:55:35 pm »
Stuck in a tight spot? New cave mud will have you free in no time! Simply apply to the caver in peril and watch them slide free in mere seconds! Availible from all good sporting caves. Colours may vary.

Offline moletta

  • regular
  • *
  • Posts: 58
Re: Win a copy of Northern Caves!!
« Reply #33 on: March 20, 2018, 09:35:52 am »
Give me a clue. Why is the age profile of caving is increasing?

Offline Blitz

  • Newbie
  • *
  • Posts: 6
Re: Win a copy of Northern Caves!!
« Reply #34 on: March 20, 2018, 04:44:27 pm »
It wasn't the dirty weekend that she had been expecting!

Offline AliRoll

  • regular
  • *
  • Posts: 55
  • YUCPC YCC
Re: Win a copy of Northern Caves!!
« Reply #35 on: March 20, 2018, 09:11:53 pm »
Breaking News!: Making the worlds largest chocolate cake is harder than expected! Cavers recruited to rescue the would be bakers from the batter!

Offline HardenClimber3

  • menacing presence
  • **
  • Posts: 217
  • CPC
Re: Win a copy of Northern Caves!!
« Reply #36 on: March 21, 2018, 06:58:22 am »
And, you are absolutely sure they won't mind giving us a lift back in your new car?

Offline cavemanmike

  • forum star
  • ****
  • Posts: 544
  • ucet
Re: Win a copy of Northern Caves!!
« Reply #37 on: March 21, 2018, 07:50:41 am »
Bear grylls islands,my arse

Offline JoW

  • player
  • **
  • Posts: 103
Re: Win a copy of Northern Caves!!
« Reply #38 on: March 22, 2018, 05:25:50 pm »
I thought you said this was a dry trip...

Sent from my E5823 using Tapatalk


Offline Simon Beck

  • forum star
  • ****
  • Posts: 512
    • Legends Session
Re: Win a copy of Northern Caves!!
« Reply #39 on: March 22, 2018, 05:55:49 pm »
I don't blame em! Those yellow suits look bloody hideous when clean!

Offline Pegasus

  • NCC
  • Administrator
  • forum hero
  • *****
  • Posts: 2295
Re: Win a copy of Northern Caves!!
« Reply #40 on: March 25, 2018, 09:29:47 am »
Closing date today, 10pm  :bounce: :bounce:

Offline Maj

  • junky
  • ****
  • Posts: 818
  • MNRC, ATLAS, CPC.
Re: Win a copy of Northern Caves!!
« Reply #41 on: March 25, 2018, 12:28:42 pm »
When you said we were going to perform a song by Flanders & Swann, I thought you meant just sing it!

 
Maj.
Confucius say "War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left."