Win a copy of Northern Caves!!

[chunky]

you muppets, NOT what I meant when I said it's a big trip, bring plenty of chocolate!!!  :chair:

 

[shotlighter]

Underground Urbexing - yer can keep it!

 

[mudman]

Here we come,
Walkin' down the street,
We get the funniest looks from,
Everyone we meet....

 

[yrammy]

Just swipe left.

 

[Alex]

What are we meant to be commenting on? All I see is trees and a patch of dirt.

 

[ogof addict]

"I'm not sure about that Northern Caves book. That was nothing like it looks in the picture! I was expecting a nice streamway and a pretty waterfall to keep our kit looking shiny and new."

"I thought you said it was right next to the road. How the hell are you expecting us to get back up that B****d hill now?"

Mate, did you take us to the wrong cave?"

 

[Speleofish]

They may not be pretty but look at their complexions!

 

[adrian paniwnyk]

Now that we've had the beauty treatment we can do the caving

 

[cavingbiker]

Some stains contain strong natural dyes that are almost impossible to shift. Dab with a strong solution of detergent before laundering. Soak stubborn stains in a solution of hydrogen peroxide bleach.

 

[Maj]

Told you we should have done Swildon's last!

 

[Roger W]

Research shows that one out of seven dwarfs is Grumpy.

(The other two are down at the pub, I think.)

 

[ogof addict]

BANG! And the dirt is gone!

This trip was your idea Bert, bend over

 

[Oscar D]

Stuck in a tight spot? New cave mud will have you free in no time! Simply apply to the caver in peril and watch them slide free in mere seconds! Availible from all good sporting caves. Colours may vary.

 

[moletta]

Give me a clue. Why is the age profile of caving is increasing?

 

[Blitz]

It wasn't the dirty weekend that she had been expecting!

 

[AliRoll]

Breaking News!: Making the worlds largest chocolate cake is harder than expected! Cavers recruited to rescue the would be bakers from the batter!

 

[HardenClimber3]

And, you are absolutely sure they won't mind giving us a lift back in your new car?

 

[cavemanmike]

Bear grylls islands,my arse

 

[JoW]

I thought you said this was a dry trip...

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[Simon Beck]

I don't blame em! Those yellow suits look bloody hideous when clean!