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Offline ZombieCake

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Correct way to consume caving rations.
« on: March 31, 2020, 12:27:23 am »
Caving rations come in a variety of formats.  As everyone knows the best ones are purple.
The correct way to consume them is to first carefully divide the ration in to individual squares (well maybe a bit rectangular for the pedants). This should take under a minute. Once they are suitably arranged to gain the best nutritional benefit you should then stuff the whole lot into to your face no more than one minute after starting to arrange. 
The following public information film indicates the above timescale for consuming rations.


 

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