• Descent 305 - Pre-order is open!!

    Our August/September issue has a publication date of 2 August, and it is a special summer bumper issue full of stories of exploration and wonder from the underground world.

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Caption Competition

It's the same every time you take me out dad. Wizard's Chasm - no wizards, Small Mammal Pot - no gerbils, Eglin's Hole - no eglins, Toyland - no toys. Next week it's Christmas - wonder where we'll end up?
 
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A clean trip he said, A dry trip he said, Close to the car he said... A bimble my arse, have you seen the length of my legs. Starting to realise why I prefer Mum.
 
So, I waited (and gave advice) for you when you were making all that fuss in the flat out crawl...you then shot off along the traverse above that rift without a backward glance.....and now you've told me the car keys have fallen down that mucky hole. I'm not sure why you're smiling - I'm not going down there to get them.
 
"Dad? I don't understand. How come when I get this shitty all by myself I am naughty, but when you tell me to do it I am a clever boy?"
 
For those who don't visit the home page, bumping this competition as only a day to go..... :bounce:

 
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